Meanwhile…Skolebrød (Norwegian School Bread)

If you know me at all, you know I have a family of Disney Geeks. My boychild has been to The World something like 25 times in his 13 years, and still loves it. Disney World is the place we go as a family to regroup, to celebrate, to relax…it’s just kind of our thing.

There is a dedicated class of Disney-haters who point to the saccharinely-sweet, super-fake, over-packaged, control-freakiness of the place as reasons to avoid it. I get that. But IMHO those are some of the best reasons to go, especially when life has sucker-punched you in the throat one time too many and a little break from reality is exactly what’s needed to get you back on your unicycle and plowing forward. We’re Disney Geeks and proud of it.

The World Showcase at EPCOT is one of my favorite places in the World. It’s like a sanitized world tour with easily accessible restrooms (loos, toilettes, baños) that don’t require ,50€ to access. (We should chat some time about the irrefutable necessity of having a pocket full of ,50€ coins when traveling in Europe, especially if like me, you’re a middle-aged woman.) My favorite bits are in the details, like the green boxes along the World Showcase Lagoon that mimic the artists’ stalls along the Seine in Paris, and the food. Where the heck else can you find a perfectly flaky palmier less than a mile from Italian tiramisu, Japanese mochi, and our all-around favorite, skolebrød?

Remember the other day when I made the saddest cheese soup? I also made skolebrød that day, and luckily it was much more successful. Probably because it doesn’t require extra-sharp cheddar.

Instead, skolebrød is a delicious, not overly-sweet, cardamom-infused, custard-filled bread topped with a simple glaze and toasted coconut. To be honest, it had never occurred to me to make them at home until Christine baked them on a recent episode of The Great British Baking Show. I’m glad I did, because they turned out beautifully if a bit larger than I expected–something to correct in the next batch.

What I learned is that skolebrød is time-consuming, so plan accordingly. Like all enriched doughs, be patient and give it plenty of time for proofing, both before and after you’ve shaped the buns.

Skolebrød

Makes 16

Ingredients

for the dough

1 1/2 cup water, divided

1 Tbs yeast

1 tsp salt

3 1/2 oz (1/2 cup) sugar + 1 tsp

6 Tbs butter

1 1/2 tsp ground cardamom

2-2 1/2# (7-8 cups) all-purpose flour

1 egg

for the custard (pastry cream or crème pat if you’re into GBBS)

4 egg yolks

1 2/3 cups milk

1/2 cup sugar

1 tsp vanilla

1 Tbs cornstarch, dissolved in a bit of water

for the topping

3/4 cup toasted coconut

1 cup powdered (confectioner’s) sugar

~1/4 cup milk

1/2 tsp vanilla

Instructions

  • Start by proofing your yeast: dissolve a teaspoon of the sugar into a 1/4 cup of warm water* and let sit until it becomes frothy
  • Place butter and remaining 1 1/4 cup water in a small pan and heat to between 95-105º. Remove from heat and set aside (be sure to check the temp before adding it to your dough, as residual heat from the pan may increase the temperature. Anything above 120º will kill the yeast).
  • In a large bowl, stir together salt, cardamom, sugar, and 7 cups of the flour
  • Stir in the water/butter mixture, yeast, and egg. This will result in a shaggy, fairly dry mess. If the dough feels wet, add a bit more flour.

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    Hard to believe this mess comes together as beautifully as it does.

  • Turn the shaggy mess onto a lightly floured surface and knead for 10 minutes. The dough will be quite dense–kneading it is a great upper-body workout.§

    See?

    See?

  • Shape the dough into a ball and place in a well-oiled bowl, turning once so that all sides are coated in the oil. Cover and let rest in a warm, non-drafty place* for at least an hour (mine took two), until doubled in size.
  • Once the dough has doubled in size and no longer springs back when lightly tapped, its ready
  • Gently deflate the dough by turning it out onto your work surface, then cut it into 16 equal pieces
  • Let the pieces rest for 10 minutes–this allows the gluten strands to relax a bit before you start shaping it
  • Shape each piece into a tight ball and place on a parchment (silpat, oil, something non-stick)-lined sheet pan
  • Place sheet pan(s) in a warm, draft-free place and let proof until doubled in size (30 minutes to an hour)
  • Preheat oven to 375º
  • When your buns are ready (again, doubled in size and don’t spring back when lightly touched), bake for 15-20 minutes. The tops should be lightly browned, and the buns sound hollow when tapped.IMG_9488
  • Using your thumbs or a wooden spoon handle, poke a hole in the middle of each–this is where you’ll fill them with the custard
  • Let cool completely

for the custard (pastry cream, crème pat, etc)

  • Heat the milk until simmering but do not boil
  • In a double boiler off the heat (or in a metal bowl that you can place over a pot of simmering water) whisk the egg yolks, vanilla, and sugar together until fluffy and doubled in size
  • Bring the water in your double boiler or pan to a low simmer
  • Mix the cornstarch with water to create a thin starchy liquid
  • Temper the egg mixture by slowly adding in the hot milk, whisking all the while. Tempering the eggs slowly keeps them from being scrambled by the sudden addition of hot milk. When the egg mixture is heated through and smooth, whisk in the remaining hot milk and place over simmering water
  • Whisking constantly, add the cornstarch mixture and continue cooking without boiling until the custard has become thick enough to thickly coat the back of a spoon without running off
  • Remove from heat and cool it quickly (in the pan) in an ice bath

for the topping

  • Toast the coconut in a shallow pan in the 375º oven for 10-15 minutes. It should be just lightly browned.
  • Make the glaze by whisking the vanilla and milk into the powdered sugar. It should be fairly thick, so adjust the milk and sugar levels as needed.

to assemble

  • Dip the top of the buns into the glaze mixture, turning it so that all of the top is covered
  • Liberally sprinkle the glazed tops with coconut
  • Using a pastry bag*, fill the buns with custard. If you’re fancy, you can finish them off with a bit of a decorative star or swirl.*

Notes

  • I’ve lost too many batches of dough to dead yeast (I buy it in bulk) so I always proof it first. It’s not technically required for this recipe.
  • I use my microwave as a proof-box. It helps that it’s located above the stove, and the light underneath generates just enough heat to help my dough along. Alternately, preheat your oven to 150º before you start kneading, then turn it off as soon as it reaches temp.
  • I can never find a pastry bag. I just use a ziploc with the corner cut out.
  • I’m not fancy. Not even a little. They still taste really really good.

IMG_9475§ I’m sure my trusty stand mixer would’ve done a beautiful job with this dough. Lately, though, I’ve been into hand-crafting my breads.  There’s something wonderfully zen about the feel of the ingredients coming together into a cohesive dough that I’m finally starting to appreciate.

 

 

It’s true, these buns are a lot of work. Are they worth it? Absolutely–it’s kind of like sneaking off to Disney World, if Disney World just happened to be in a small town in Western New York.

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile in My Other Life: Stormageddon…er…Fresh Coconut and Lime Cake

IMG_7231I had everything set and ready for the New Hampshire whoopie pies.  Truly I did.  And then (gratiutious Dr. Who reference ahead) Stormageddon 2015 happened. Let me explain: the hubs had smuggled a fresh coconut home from his recent trip to Florida (fresh as in picked up off the ground near my FiL’s house), and decided it was a good day to tackle it.

After a lot of work involving hammers, chisels, and a screwdriver, he got it open.  So there we were with a bowl of coconut water and some pristinely snow-white coconut flesh.

I couldn’t let that beautiful coconut go to waste when canned pumpkin would wait another day or two, now could I?

Throw in a bit of lime zest and some melted white chocolate and hello there,  Stormageddon Cake. Technically, it’s a chiffon-style cake, as it has foam (beaten egg whites) mixed into it, but whatever you want to call it, it’s seriously good, even without a foot and a half of snow on the ground.

A good day for cake

A good day for cake

Fresh Coconut and Lime Stormageddon Cake 

Serves 3 (more if one isn’t a hungry 12 year old who’s been helping clear snow)

Ingredients

1/2 cup white chocolate chips

1 stick of butter, cubed

1/2 c sugar

4 eggs, divided

1/2 cup AP flour

2 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

3/4 cup shredded fresh coconut (I suspect you could use unsweetened store-bought and it would just as well)

zest of 1 lime

For Glaze (completely optional)

Coconut water

1/4 cup shredded coconut

2 Tbs sugar

Instructions

Preheat oven to 350º

Melt white chocolate over a double-boiler

When chocolate is melted, add the butter, stirring until its mostly melted*

Transfer to mixer/mixing bowl

Add sugar and mix until it is incorporated

Add egg yolks one at a time, beating each on medium low until incorporated

With mixer on medium low, add in flour, baking powder and salt. Mix until it comes together in a fairly dense dough

Mix in lime zest and coconut

In a separate bowl, beat the egg whites until soft peaks form

Using a flexible spatula or spoon, gently incorporate egg whites into the cake batter. It may look like this is impossible, and that you’re breaking your meringue, but keep going.  Gently.  It’ll get there.IMG_7228

Put into your prepared pan (I used a bunt-style pan which was a bit too big for my batter. A loaf pan is probably a better choice), bake for 25-30 minutes, or until a tester comes out clean.

For the Glaze

Add sugar and grated coconut to the coconut water (I have no idea how much we had–a cup maybe?), and simmer over medium heat until it is reduced to about 1/4 cup.  Pour over the cake.

Notes

The consistency of the butter and white chocolate mixture is going to be very strange–a bit oily and grainy. It’s fine. Honest.

My tester approved.  Heartily.

My tester approved. Heartily.